The Haunted Painting of Doom!!!

So, one day I was walking down the street...

and I saw a painting shop. I looked in my pocket. I had one dollar because I was broke. So I looked to see the cheapest paintings. I saw one with a picture of a beautiful face. I went to the guy and asked "How much is this painting?" He said "It's on the house!" I left to my house and hung it up on the walls. It was night so I went to sleep.....

THE NEXT DAY WHEN I WOKE UP...

I saw that the painting looked different and there was bones poking out of it.. I ignored it because why not????!!! Then I walked outside and my house said "FOR SALE" I started to scream like a newborn baby. Then the house was on fire!!! What I didn't know was the painting became a real skeleton and it walked over to me... and then it held out its arms and leaped in the air and grew wings somehow.. and it flew up and looked like it was gonna hug me AND IT DID AND I CRIED BECAUSE I DIDN'T LIKE HUGS AND EVERYTHING EXPLODED THE END!!!